I figured out how to use my dildo

you?re probably thinking duh, you just turn it on and plunge it in. well I can do that easily enough but it doesn?t do all that much, with the result that my black rubber cock sits in a drawer most of the time gathering fanny-flavoured dust. those of us who require clitoral attention for real pleasure think of the actual vag as a secondary component. one of my high school friends once said ?it?s dodgy, that hole. it shouldn?t even be there.? things can plunge in and out of there all they like but for me it?s not enough, I need to have pressure around my clitoris as well.

so this morning, hungover and horny, I showered and then got straight back into bed, naked, because I was too hammered to even get dressed and start the day. I never sleep naked ? I get too cold ? so slipping under a cosy quilt with no clothes on is an exciting novelty for me. I touch myself and pretend I?m someone else. my tits feel wonderful: buoyant and fruity, my snatch is smooth until I get to the slit and there it?s hot and creamy and when I touch it there I take a loud suck of air and lick my lips. today I was wriggling into my sheet, grinding around on the mattress, and I decided to reach for my vibrator for the first time in a while.

I should mention that when I masturbate I rarely finger myself. it?s all about the clit. if I?m doing it in front of someone else it?s a different story, I play it up much more and I do finger myself then, but when I?m alone I have a special way of making myself come that I have done since I was a little girl. I usually lie on my belly, one hand between my legs right up at the crotch, and I squeeze my thighs tight on my hand while gently pressing it into my pussy. I can orgasm quickly, multiple times, sometimes for a couple of hours (usually when I?m comatose from drugs or drinking).

so today I got the best of both worlds when I began to fuck my dildo but soon got frustrated by the lack of sensation at my clit, so I rolled over and touched myself in the usual way with the dildo still inside me, gently humming away. ah, what a revolution. the smell of pussy was all around me, on my hands, my vibrator, and oh how I wanted to be fucked. I came about five times before I wiped all the womb juice off and put it away.

I think I?ll do it again now.