the one thing a pussy craves

If there is one thing I feel a lack of in my life it is really decent cunnilingus - I've heard that some girls are way less fussy than me when it comes to man tongue in their meat flaps, but I've also heard that by all other respects I am ultra enthusiastic and molto wriggliamo - When someone has their face muscle in my pussy I immediately become a critic - I can very easily be turned off by the wrong amount of pressure at the outset - It MUST begin gently like a puppy tentatively exploring a new shoe or I will back off like a tractor in reverse and call the whole thing quits - once I am turned off it's all over and really there's no hope of redeeming the situation unless there are copious amounts of drugs on hand in which case I will have much lower standards and will be frighteningly easily pleased. On drugs I have been known to get so excited merely by the presence of a man in the room that I have ripped off my own clothes and delved with both hands into my pussy, panting "Oh, is it ok if I do this? Ooh, I just feel like touching myself..." much to the delight of the onlooking male - This has happened twice and I was enchanted to find the same reaction in both men - They took to watching me silently, letting me masturbate on the edge of my bed, then eventually they put my hands on me, joining me down below where everything was wet and squelchy, then took out their cocks and pressed into me, still watching my face and my wriggling hips.

I love it how men are so visual - It doesn't matter so much what your body is like, as long as there are hips and tits and belly and it's all moving around just for them, their cock will be big and hard and they won't take their eyes off you, and all they can think about is that red-hot dart between their legs sinking into your fishy wet cave, and if you can think like a man for a minute, what a fucking ecstatic thing it must be to plunge your hard pink muscle into that fleshy wet cave, and even better than that, they're making you gasp and breathe like you're shooting heavenwards, and it makes them so proud - They're all goal-oriented you know, they all want to achieve results - And you are their project at this point in time and they're making something of you, in their little minds they are winding you up and making you work like a power tool.

I say, forget every little self-conscious issue you have with your imperfect body - Everybody has an imperfect body - and just enjoy enjoy enjoy, act like the slut from hell who was born to get off, and you will be a riot, a veritable zoo-fuck. All you need to do to be good in bed is manipulate the situation so that you enjoy it. That's what I say.