I kinda want to wind it up like a handle

In spite of loving sex, thinking about sex, writing about sex, talking about sex, being rather crude - too crude for some people, I'm not really one for porn, cunt shots, dick shots etc - I mean, I don't mind all that stuff, but it's not really what I'm into - To me that is all comedy, I watch hardcore porn sometimes for a laugh, I can't take it seriously and it doesn't turn me on at all - I much prefer soft porn, erotica, something with feeling rather than two pieces of meat banging away - Which is why I was surprised to find myself daydreaming quite a lot about this man's dick.

Quite a nice penis, yes? It has a sweet curiosity about it - It reminds me of friends who are quietly confident - Earthy, stable people who have a nice energy about them - More than that though it's purely the aesthetics of the thing, maybe it's the way the photo turned out but it just looks so robust and healthy, so tubular and smooth, that when I saw it I immediately tried to enlarge the picture - no luck - then I stared at it a while longer and before I knew it my imagination had it sliding up and down the inside of my thighs looking for a nice place to hang out, and I could feel it plunging straight into my pussy all the way to the end of the tunnel, and I went to my bed and layed sideways and put my hand there and soon I was breathless and sweating, I just couldn't help it - I wondered whether this might be the beginning of finally getting something out of dick pictures? Apologies to the man who owns the dick - I guess if you put a picture of your own dick in your blog you won't really feel traumatised by a stranger stealing its effigy and toying with it in their mind, but I do feel the need to say sorry for some reason, like I've used your image without your permission or something. Sorry - You got a nice cock, is all.